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Total Medals Earned: 625 (From 152 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,540 Points

4 Swords Misadventures 7

Get on with it Unlocked 6/21/10
25 Points
Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene Unlocked 7/6/10
25 Points
After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk Unlocked 9/18/11
50 Points
When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song Unlocked 9/18/11
100 Points
Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.
Blizzeta Screamer 5 Points Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Red Link Bloopers 5 Points Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken 5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Chuck Norris 10 Points Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Find the Sign Guy 25 Points Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.

Medals Earned: 4/9 (200/250 points)

< lightBot >

Key Puncher Unlocked 5/25/09
25 Points
Complete first 5 levels.
Systems Analyst 25 Points Complete first 9 levels.
PROgrammer 50 Points Complete Lighbot.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)

A Bad Taste of Pico

Polygonal Victory Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/24/09
50 Points
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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 3/6 (100/225 points)

A blobs tale 2

First Death Unlocked 3/26/10
5 Points
Life after death
Kill the Main Boss Unlocked 3/26/10
100 Points
Defeat the final boss.
Can't get enough! 50 Points Replay the game.
I don't need lives! 100 Points Finish the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)

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Medals Earned: 54/250 (270/1,250 points)

Adventure Story

Newbie Mage Unlocked 10/16/12
10 Points
Cast a spell for the first time.
Newbie Warrior Unlocked 10/16/12
10 Points
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Clouds Disappear 5 Points Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Ice is Slippery 5 Points Stand on ice and slide around.
Lava is Hot 5 Points Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Shrooms are Bouncy 5 Points Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Watch Your Step 5 Points Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Desert Dash 10 Points Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Foe Bouncer 10 Points Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Foe Juggler 10 Points Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Forest Jog 10 Points Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Frost Bite 10 Points Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Glacier Run 10 Points Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Master Mage 10 Points Cast a level 3 spell.
Master Warrior 10 Points Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Self Destruction 10 Points Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Spikes are Painful 10 Points Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
The Credits 10 Points Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Volcano Sprint 10 Points Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Balanced Skillset 25 Points Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Boss Immunity 25 Points Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Endangered Species 25 Points Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Level Grinder 25 Points Reach an experience level of 30.
Power Up 25 Points Max out your HP and MP.
Boss Hunter 50 Points Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Foe Exterminator 50 Points Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Gold Hoarder 50 Points Collect every coin in every level.
Great Adventurer 50 Points Open every treasure chest in every level.
The End 100 Points Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Medals Earned: 2/30 (20/600 points)

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/24/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 10/24/10
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/11/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Code Breaker Unlocked 3/11/09
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Great Listener 10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (30/500 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 8/17/10
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 8/17/10
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Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 8/17/10
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer Unlocked 8/17/10
25 Points
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor Unlocked 8/17/10
100 Points
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Apples in the Tree

Children of the Grave Unlocked 9/20/10
5 Points
Reach the graveyard
Coward Unlocked 9/18/10
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Just leave
Dreamer Unlocked 9/20/10
10 Points
You dream your life away
Skull Beneath the Skin Unlocked 9/18/10
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Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Mrs Nice Girl Unlocked 9/18/10
25 Points
You are such a sweet sweet thing
When You're Evil Unlocked 9/18/10
25 Points
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Smashing Pumpkins Unlocked 9/20/10
50 Points
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points Slay 20 demon bastards
Tornado of Souls 50 Points Escape the Tornado of Souls
Fan Number 1 100 Points Get an autograph from Ozzy

Medals Earned: 7/10 (130/330 points)